#but whenever I see his face I get annoyed I DONT KNKW WHY but he smugness is weirdly attractive

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didn’t really understand hate fucking until joel mchale

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BTS Orchestra! AU | Yoongi

Been waiting for a free moment to be able to upload this, enjoy!!

Jimin ver. | Seokjin ver.  

AGSHDJFKFLF IVE BEEN WAITINF DOR THIS MOMENT FOR A LONG TIME GOD BLESs

ALRIGHT LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

ok so like min Yoongi is v interesting person ok

he’s really not the type of person u would imagine being in chamber orchestra (ok kinda but not really)

Tbh he really only did it bc his mom wanted him to do extracurricular activities and he really hates exercise and sports

and he quote on quote said that “marching band is so much work, why would u do that to urself”

so the next best thing is surPriSe surPriSe orchEsTRA

so he auditioned for the piano bc u kno that’s his specialty

and the teacher was like “wOWOWOWOW YES WELCOME”

and like he was great, he was pretty lowkey about it tho like he went to practice and did his part he was p chill

but then like halfway through first semester of freshman year he kept noticing how the bass section had only like one bassist and he was like ?????

where the other bassists at

and the teacher was like “no one really plays bass, our previous two bassists graduated last year so now we’re down to one”

and Yoongi has always had a thing for the bass, like when he listens to music that’s one of his favorites part to listen to

sO as the semester goes on and the orchestra keeps playing and stuff

Yoongi is like “my music senses are tingling, something is wrOnG”

but he can’t quite figure it out, and then one day while the orchestra was practicing and he didn’t have any notes to play he was listening and then bAM

he was like ?????????? “I cANT HEAR THE BASS PART”

he almost had a crisis right then and there

and so after that practice he went up to the conductor and he was like ,,,,,,, “listen…I know I auditioned for the piano but like,,,,,, next semester I’m switching to bass”

and the teacher looked at him and was like “Yoongi are you sure?????”

I mean the orchestra teacher is always down for more bassists but like if Yoongi becomes a bassist theN WHO S GONNA FILL IN FOR PIANO

but the music teacher accepts and Yoongi is like “I got u I’ll be good, u won’t regret it”

so Yoongi spends the next few weeks plus the whole of winter break learning how to play bass

he practices everyday so that he can be decent enough to play when school starts again

not to mention he had to learn all the music for the upcoming concerts and festivals the orchestra always competes in in the second semester

and like Yoongi is v hard working he tries his best to be a good bassist bc he just wants the orchestra to have a good bass section

he may seem like he doesn’t really care about orchestra but in reality he loves it so much and it’s the best decision he has ever maDE

anyWAys so when he tells his parents and they’re like as long as you don’t give up piano we’re ok

Yoongi is like great yes ok we have a deal, now take me to rent a bass from the music store plz

tbh he ended up buying one

and named it B.C. which stands for Bass Clef

whenever someone asks him why he named it that he says its “clefer”

geT iT

bc bass reads bass clef,,,,,,

no,,,,,,,o k

listen that joke made Kim Seokjin wheeze for a good 5 minutes ok it was a goOd one

sPEAKING OF KIM SEOKJIN

WHEN YOONGI FIRST JOINED ORCHESTRA JIN WAS THE FIRST ONE TO ACTUALLY BEFRIEND HIM

bc when Yoongi decided to join orchestra he was like “it’s ok if I don’t make friends, I’m just here for the music”

but lmao that idea jumped out the window when Seokjin greeted Yoongi on his first day and convinced him that they were now orchestra buddies

tbh Yoongi had no say in it, but he respected Seokjin as a good ass musician and a good human being and was like “listen,,,,,just give me some space from time to time and I’ll be good”

a trUE BROMANCE

THEY HANG OUT DURING CONCERTS, YOONGI SLEEPING UNTIL ITS TIME TO PERFORM WHILE SEOKJIN RUNS AROUND HELPING THE KIDDIES GET TUNED AND ORGANIZED

AND THEY’RE ALWAYS BUS BUDDIES OMG BLESS

AND WHEN THE ORCHESTRA HAS FUNDRAISERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR THINGS THEY NEED SEOKJIN ALWAYS DRAGS YOONGI TO THE EVENTS AND MAKES HIM VOLUNTEER

HALF OF THE TIME ITS JIN SCREAMING FOR PEOPLE TO COME BUY THINGS AND YOONGI JUST SITS BEHIND THE CASH BOX HALF ASLEEP AND ALL POUTY ITS TH E CUTEST TH IN G

ITS GREAT

YOONGI PRETENDS TO GET ANNOYED BY SEOKJIN BHT IN REALITY HES REALLY GRATEFUL JIN WANTED TO BE HIS FRIEND

ANywaYs after Yoongi basically abandoned the piano section lmao, the orchestra didn’t have a pianist for a while,

it didn’t really make a difference sometimes tbh bc u can’t really hear the piano part in some pieces so it doesn’t matter

but for others it’s like ,,,,,“we don’t have a pianist for this piano part but we will have to play iT”

and Yoongi sometimes feels guilty so he’s always trying to figure out how to fix it

this is where you come in, bc you two have like math together and one day during class when there’s a substitute you pull out sheet music for Clair de Lune and u put in ur earphones and basically submerge urself in the music

and Yoongi can hear like parts of the song and he’s like ???????

so he turns around and notices u and he taps u on the shoulder

ur like “hold up” and u hold up a finger bc ur at this part of the song u really like and u don’t want to stop

and when it ends u pause the music and pull out an earphone and ur like “what’s up”

Yoongi just stares at u and he’s like “you play piano???”

you’re just like “yeah, why”

and he’s kinda just comes out with it and he’s like “have you eVer thOught of jOining chamber orchestrA”

and ur like “not really no,,,,,,,I just kinda do piano on the side as a hobby”

Yoongi’s like “listen, we desperately need a pianist we haven’t had one in a while plz audition”

tbh ur like why is this kid I’ve only ever had like two conversations with suddenly asking me to join orchestra

Yoongi can sense ur reluctance by the way ur looking at him

so he’s like “look I know we don’t ever talk and tbh u probably don’t know my name but like at least consider it please, we’re doing Adagio in Sol Minore, and we really need a pianist”

and ur like wow this kid is really adamant about me joining orchestra

so ur like “listen, ok I’ll audition, but dONT GET YOUR HOPES UP OK”

and Yoongi is like “yES THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU WONT REGRET IT,,,,”

you’ve never seen this kid who is usually sleeping in class so excited

it’s kinda cute,,,????

nO Y/N sNAP OUT OF IT U DoNT EVEN KNKW HIS NAME

“my name is Yoongi by the way, Min Yoongi, I play bass”

wow it’s like he read your mind or somETHINg

“im Y/n”

but then the bell rings and Yoongi gets up and waves at you before saying “nice to meet you I hope to see u in orchestra!”

and then he’s zooming out of the room

and ur like what the hell jUst hapPend

so now u basically dug urself a hole saying you’ll audition for chamber

but ur like wait,,,,,,,,he didn’t tell me where to go or when the auditions are

so u ask one of the other kids in orchestra you happen to have a class with and they’re like “oh!!! Auditions are today after school!!!!”

ur like whAT TODAY

and u start to freak out u didn’t know they were todAy

u don’t even know where to go like where the hell evEN IS THE MUSIC BUILDING MIN YOONGIIIIIII

so after class ends u scavenge the school for your friend the one and only Kim Taehyung bc u know he’s in band and he should know where the orchestra room is and not to mention he owes u constant favors bc of all the shit u do for him

so when u find him, he’s like “oh hey y/n,,,,,what brings u around h-here,,,,”

tbh taehyung is kinda scared bc he ‘accidentally’ tripped u when u were going up the stairs earlier that day and he thought u were gonna finally get ur revenge

but u end up being like “take me to the orchestra room proNTO”

and Taehyung is like w ahT

but he doesn’t argue and leads the way

and when u arrive ur like “thanks Tae, but don’t think this gets u out of what u did to me earlier u punk”

Taehyung just smiles sheepishly and waves before running away

you take a deep breathe before entering the room and the teacher instantly notices you bc lol no one is there

and she asks if u here to audition for the piano section and u like um,,,,, yeah ,,,,,

so she tells u to sit down and play a few scales

and u ace those bc they’re super easy

and then she tells u to just play anything and ur like ,,,,,,wha t

but she just smiles at you warmly and says to not be nervous

but ur not nervous bc u can’t play anything

ur nervous bc u don’t exactly have an idea of what to play

but then you just end up pulling Clair de Lune out of ur bag from earlier and ur like well,,,,,,,here goes

when you finish and look over at the teacher you not only notice her mouth open with tears in her eyes but u also notice another figure in the room who is staring at you like you are the most magnificent human being in the world

and ur like “oh”

and then the music teacher is getting up and clapping for u and patting u on the back like “that was so beautiful, please join chamber orchestra you would be an amazing addition”

and honestly how can u say no to her when she’s looking at you with that puppy dog look on her face and tears in her eyes

and then u glance at Yoongi and he just lifts an eyebrow as if to say “so what’ll it be?”

and finally u just smile and look back at the teacher and nod your head and she squeals and hugs u and ur like o,,,kAY,,,,,,,

she tells u to come to practice next week and sends u on ur merry way along with some sheet music so u can look over your parts

Yoongi follows you out and he’s like “listen,,,,,thanks for doing this…I know it was last minute,,,,I really appreciate it”

u just kinda look at him and then smile

and Yoongi’s heart kinda stutters and he’s like wow,,,,,this person has a really nice smile and I can’t help but stare

so after a few weeks you’ve basically integrated into chamber orchestra pretty well

and you actually really enjoy it bc the people are so sweet and the music is fun to play and ur like !!!!! This is fun!! !!!!

also every time Yoongi sees u playing piano he’s like ,,,,,.woW why am i so attracted to them whAT IS haPPENIng tO ME

and he asks Seokjin and Seokjin and is like ,,,,,,,Yoongi, my child,,,,u like them

and Yoongi is like "w-whAT NO THATS IMPOSSIBLE"

Seokjin is like “really tho is it reaLLY”

and Yoongi kinda has this mini crisis bc he’s never felt this way about anyone and he doesn’t know how to act and it really affects him

so he starts to avoid you and ur like ,,,,,did I dO something

bc the first couple of weeks he’d actually go out of his way to talk to u and it felt nice to have a friend

and u really enjoyed his presence like wow what a great human being

but u also really like Yoongi too, you’ve come to a conclusion with ur feeling,,,u really like this quiet but attentive bassist named Min Yoongi

and the fact that he starts to ignore u really hurts u and ur like ?!!!??????

so one day u plan to confront him bc ur never one to just let things like this go like u want to knOW WHAT U DID DAMMIT

so u ask Seokjin to help u and he’s like ,,,,“say no more I have the perfect plan”

but he doesn’t tell u what it is and ur like SeokJIN I NEED TO KNOW THE PLAN

but he’s like “nonono I have it all covered u just say what u have to say when it happens”

and so Seokjin plans this huge elaborate thing over with a few other friends and it takes place at the spring concert that is in a few days

and basically he plans to shove u two in the one of the instrument rooms and lock the door until u work out ur problems

it’s ur typical cliché plan but Seokjin lives by it and he’s like “I’ve tried it before it works wonDERS”

so the day of the spring concert arrives and Yoongi is still ignoring u and ur like Jin,,,,,plz tell me that the plan is going to happen soOn

and Jin just winks and tells u not to worry

which makes u woRRY mORE,,,, jIN and so at the concert Yoongi and Seokjin are hanging out like usual backstage

and you’re out front helping the orchestra parents sell refreshments and things for a fundraiser waiting for ur time to go up to play

when suddenly Taehyung comes running up to u with his band uniform half on and he looks all panicky and frantic and ur like !!!!!! “Tae what’s wrong!!!!!!”

and he’s like “someone was messing around with the piano and they broke a key!!!”

and u kinda expected it to be something more serious but still dumb so it takes u a while to comprehend

but then ur like ,,,,,there’s only one piano backstage and that’s the piano we use to perfORM SOMEONE BROKE THW PIANO WHAT THE HELL

so u two take off running and Taehyung leads u to the music room and ur like “oh no where is my baby I have to see my baby”

but all of a sudden someone shoves u into the instrument storage room and ur like !!!!  What the hELL

ur screamjng profanities at Tae bc whTa the heLL KIM TAEHYUNG

and then u hear someone behind u sigh and say “they’re not gonna open the door I already tried”

and u freeze up bc u know that voice

so u slowly turn around and Yoongi is just lounging on one of the random bean bags the room has

and ur like ????? “What are u doing here”

and he’s like “I could ask u the same thing"

but then something in ur head clicks and ur like oH, so thIs was Jin’s pLan

tbh ur kinda seething inside bc what the heck Seokjin but now that u have Yoongi here ur extremely grateful

so u sit down on one of the other bean bags and ur like “so what do we do now?”

Yoongi just shrugs and says “dunno, just wait it out until it’s our time to go and perform and they’ll have to come get us

ur like "but we don’t perform until the end of the concert!!! we’ll be in here for hours!!!”

and Yoongi doesn’t really know what to say to u so he just doesn’t say anything and u think hes like being v rude

so ur like “what’s your problem?????!!!”

and Yoongi is kinda startled bc he’s never heard u raise ur voice and he just looks at u

and ur like “first u practically beg me to audition for chamber and then decide to ignore me like I don’t exist what the hell is ur problem Min Yoongi!!?? Why do you hate me?!??”

Yoongi doesn’t know what to say bc he didn’t know him ignoring u would affect u so much

and he sees the tears in ur eyes threatening to fall and his heart starts beating frantically and he’s like oh no I made them crY

and so he’s like “you think I hate you,,,?”

and ur like “well what else would it be?!!!!???”

Yoongi scoots over to u and his heart is beating really fast and he grabs ur hand and intertwines ur fingers

and ur like ??????? ,,,,,he has nice hands,,,,,,,

“I don’t hate you,,,,in fact it’s far from that, I like u so much it hurts to be around u, I’ve never felt this way about anyone and it really scared me and I didn’t know what to do so my natural instinct was to ignore it and you”

his confession really surprises u bc u didn’t,,,,expect,,,,thaT,,,,

but then u hit his arm and ur like “why didn’t u just tell me?”

and he’s like “bc I knew u probably wouldn’t feel the same way”

and ur like “you big idiot of course I would like u, I won’t have joined orchestra if I didn’t”

but yoongi takes that as the ‘I like u but as a friend’

so he releases ur hand and he’s just kinda looks at the ground all deflated and stuff and he’s like “I see….”

but ur like wow this kid must really be slow

and so u softly say his name and when he looks up at you

you lean in until ur both touching foreheads and Yoongi is holding his breathe bc woW

and ur like “I mean I like like you, dummy”

and then u lean in to kiss his cheek but he moves to capture ur lips and it’s the nicest most softest kiSs evER

it really catches u off guard and ur like WOw

and then Yoongi starts to pull away bc he doesn’t feel u react but ur like 'nO IM NOT DONE’

so u link ur hands around his neck and pull him closer and he smiles into the kiss and u both are like “yEs”

when u break apart u just stare at each other with pure bliss on ur faces

and Yoongi has this slight blush on his cheeks and it makes u want to gush over him bc he’s the most amazing human being you have ever met soft yoongi is precious

and Yoongi’s breath is just taken away bc you are so beautiful and amazing and wonderful and he doesn’t know how to react aside from smile his gummy smile at u bc he is so incredibly happy rn

words cannot describe the way you two feel it’s pure and utter bliss

what a cute couple, soft yoongi and soft y/n bLEsS

just two music dorks who really really like each other and are slightly nervous around each other but still support each other a lot  (´∀｀•)

Bonus:

tbh u both kinda just stay in the storage room cuddling on the bean bags until Seokjin deems it necessary to finally unlock the door

and when he does he’s greeted with two lovebirds asleep on the bean bags, arms and legs tangled

and he just has to snap a photo bc this just screams cute

and he kinda just pats himself on the back bc wow he is a true matchmaker,,,,,.,“good job Kim Seokjin, well doNE”